11 Ways to Attract Delicious Men ...

Kristine

11 Ways to Attract Delicious Men ...
11 Ways to Attract Delicious Men ...

Ah, men. As a member of the female population, I adore them so much. Trust me, having men flock to you at occasions and events can really boost your self esteem. I decided to compile my personal list of how to attract not random guys, but the most delicious men out there.

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1

Smell Good

I hate to break it to you, ladies, but guys can’t smell our personalities. Attraction is instinctual. Smell is one of the most primitive senses both men and women. Use this info to your best advantage.

2

Be Megan Fox, Not Paris Hilton

Megan Fox’s appeal derives from being a symbol of pure sex. She’s gorgeous, dresses well, and…well, that’s about it. Megan represents sex without explicitly flaunting it, and guys want her. On the other hand, Paris Hilton has been road hard and put away wet. Tabloid escapades, sex tapes, and disposable men make you look slutty rather than sexy. Don’t label yourself as a woman of impudent excess. It’s demeaning and unhealthy for your hoo-ha.

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3

Know What a Wookie is

From my experience, guys hold a special place in their hearts for some sort of fantastical escapism like Star Wars. Respect that. Don’t insult what they hold in high regard. How would you feel if a guy told you that The Notebook meant nothing because it was fantasy?

4

Respect Men in Tights

Guys love athletics. The guys that I’m attracted to are usually fanatical about sports. Don’t undermine what they enjoy and don’t try to change them! It’s just a sport!

5

Do NOT Talk about Lady Problems…period

Talking about surfing the crimson wave is verbal repellant to guys. This is uncomfortable subject matter for guys. In fact, when I’m on a bad date with a total loser, I can easily end the date when I mention my period. It works every time...and I got a free dinner!

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6

Inspire Confidence

Attraction for guys is instinctual. Do you think a frumpy sweater will land his eye? No. Dress your best. You’ll feel good about yourself, and guys flock to that.

7

Eat Food

From the guys that I’ve liked, most tend to love their meat. Do you think Ryan Kwanten got those beefcake pecs and delicious abs from a stem of broccoli? NO! Beef. It’s what’s for dinner. If you are a vegetarian, that’s fine. Just don’t starve yourself. Anorexia is unhealthy and grotesque to watch.

8

Boobies

If you want to attract a guy, don’t hesitate to flaunt what assets you’ve got. I shall warn you not to overdo this one…especially with drunks.

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Boobies are a great way to attract a man’s attention, but it’s important to know how to use them to your advantage. Flaunt what you’ve got, but don’t overdo it. Wearing a low-cut top or a dress with a plunging neckline can draw a man’s eye, but be aware of the environment. If you’re in a bar or club, you’ll want to be careful about how you’re presenting yourself.

If you’re looking to attract a more serious type of guy, it’s best to avoid overly provocative clothing. Instead, try to dress in a way that shows off your best features without being too revealing. A simple dress or top with a V-neck can be just as attractive as a low-cut top.

It’s also important to remember that men are attracted to more than just physical appearances. Show off your personality and intelligence, too. Talk about your passions and interests, and don’t be afraid to show your sense of humor. A man is more likely to be attracted to a woman who is confident and has something interesting to say.

9

Smile

Many guy friends tell me that they are intimidated by gorgeous girls who don’t smile. Get some Crest White Strips and show him those lovely pearls.

10

Be True to the Truth

If a guy’s not digging you, move on. Even if he only wants to remain friends, just shrug and look elsewhere. Always hold yourself in high regards, especially with a beefcake you barely know!

11

Inspire a Chase

Be chased and don’t chase the guy to the point of suffocation. Enjoy the thrill. He’ll most likely want you more. If he just ditches you early, then he’s just a Don Juan following his pecker. Trust me. It’s best for your well-being to avoid those men.

Ladies, enjoy the dating scene. Look lovely, be lovely, and, most importantly, have fun. The ideal guy might not run to you on hand and knee with delicious abs and a bouquet of roses. However, just have fun and keep a happy face!

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@sheila :-| I confess I was bored and your's is the only blog (well sorta) I can access from me office apart from the guardian...

Can I just say this is by far THE best post I have read. Ok! Not THE best... but it ranks right next to that anal sex one... Can you ladies send this across to ALL the women in the world. Especially the boobies bit. (You can also append booty too) Mucho Gracias ps: I think that means Many thanks in spanish. I think.

#3 had me laughing hard! :D

Sheila, You really had me thinking with what you said. You're right. Poor thing he never argues when we see something like.. The note book, A walk to remember or The time's traveller's wife.. Soooo romantic!! LOL! I should give in a bit but I get so bored at times that I can't resist! :P

hey, i really need help. there is a guy at school that i really like and i think that he likes me. he flirts all the time when i'm with him and friends and i sometimes catch him looking at me. i got his phone number and texted him. he was always nice and texted back. when it's just me and him he's really different. he talks to me differently and doesn't flirt. kinda... we just talk and he asks me about everything like do i play any sports, do i have any sibling, all stuff about me. when it's just us it's like he really cares. i read all this stuff on the internet about what i should do and it said to just tell him how i feel. i did. i told him i like him but then everything kinda fell apart. we don't talk that much anymore. he still says hi and i sometimes catch him looking at me in class. but i really don't know what to do. i still really like him but i don't know about him... please help!!

logically, i think that in order to attract delicious men, you should be delicious yourself right?(:

Helping tips.. I need to shut up about the sports subject and let him be but I hate footbal! Lol.. And I hate Paris Hilton! *UgH*

hey hey. :D. soo, haha its me and my friends grad year. i will tell you what has happened up to this point with me and my guy friend. so first it was last year we knew each other but not that well, he would radomly stop me in the hall ways and ask a question like, could he have a ride home, or stuff like that. this year we wound up finally having a class together, he would come over and compliment on my art work, and after a couple weeks decided to come and sit at my table with me and hasnt left. the look he gives me, i can feel it shock my back haha. when i told him i had a phone, he sad he didnt have one, two days later he got one, and asked for my number right away over fb chat. i dont know if it was just coincidental though that he got a phone. so he texts me constantly, and gave me song really awsome songs to listen too, some about love, some about problems. sometimes flirts pretty heavily.like wanting to cook with me, wanting to go snomobiling, crude jokes =P, that i do actually find funny, hehe but like 2 days ago he hasnt really been enthusiastic with texting, some very plain messages, but always very grinny and lovable at school, being a sweety. so yeah i dont know what has gotten into him the last 2 days, as far as i know i have been acting the same as i ever have. i know him and one of his female friends are close, have been for years, he said there friendship is on the rocks and all, and he trusts me way more as a friend, but still. i dont know bout’ that. so yeah last like 2 days very plain- non-enthusiastic, fun texts, and doesnt reply for a long time, but same at school/when i see him. thanks for your time. IM SOOO FATTTT hahahaha

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