It’s a little (lot?) late, but soo worth it. It’s totally buzzy that Jessica Biel wore the same dress as Hilary Swank. Yes, but that happens so often, it’s not really news is it?

No one has seemed to point out (or perhaps have found this great photo [sorry, I lost the source!]) how the two starlets compare in looks. Well there simply is no comparison – from hair to derriere, Biel is phat while Swank looks flat.

This is really sad and cruel. Swank has always been boyish, why must she be tortured so? I’d suggest she get some body contouring hose and push-up bras and even have all her future dresses custom-made and one of a kind. Poor girl.

On the gossip front, Biel’s said to be dating Justin Timberlake. I hear poor Cameron’s fuming too. Jessica’s definitely on a lucky streak now, I guess.