Would you like to find out whether the man that you’re seeing is a poor lover – while you still have your clothes on? Here are the earliest bad-in-bed signs that you need to watch out for:
6. He’s a sloppy kisser.
For me, the first sign that a prospective beau is bad in bed is when he’s a sloppy kisser, and I know this from experience.
This guy that I dated once was all nice and sweet – but he was a really bad kisser. Knowing that, I still fooled myself into believing that he deserves another chance to prove himself: in bed. You already know how the story ends – he’s a worse lover than I could’ve ever imagined!
5. He can’t dance.
It’s okay if your date doesn’t have Fred Astaire or Justin Timberlake moves. The way that he slow dances should indicate whether he’s a good lover or not.
I’m gonna go all poetic here and say that dancing is the ‘vertical sublimation of desire’ – and if he can’t make your world spin with a slow dance, maybe he doesn’t make love like Casanova!
4. He devours his food.
If he eats like there’s no tomorrow, slurps on his soup, and does not know what mouth-watering meals are all about – the way that you’ll get turned off with how he eats should give you a clue as to how he’ll be in bed.
3. You don’t feel sexually desirable when you’re with him.
When a guy treats you like dirt, mostly ignores you when you have a dinner date and makes you feel totally un-sexy when you’re with him should clue you in on how bad a lover he could be.
2. He gropes you in the most obvious places.
A guy who immediately goes after your boobs and butt during a first kiss could be a greedy lover who only thinks of his pleasure in bed.
1. He boasts, no matter how ’subtly’, about his sexual conquests.
A man who’s all airs about his wealth, his car or his job is already a turn off for me – but it’s even worse when he flaunts how great his exes supposedly think he is in bed. Gimme a break!
Wow, now that’s a rant. What are you doing Friday night?
I totally agree with this article
I also totally agree with this article. My experience is my voice and everything is right on the mark. Well done!!
Ditto!
The very best lover I ever had was humble, in spite of the fact that he was gorgeous and extremely well endowed (mercy!). He was a great dancer (nearly shocking), and his kisses made my mouth tingle! He ate slowly, he was sweet and polite, he did all my laundry every week – without me asking – and he had only been with one person for 11 years before me. He left me notes on my windshield while I was at work, and brought me starbucks or flowers when he came over to pick me up(all my female co-workers drooled). I found him cute even when he was angry. And when it came time for sex…wow! He blew my mind. He was really engaged! He knew me, he knew what I liked without me having to say it. I can not say what he would do to me, since that is personal, but it was slow and sweet, hot and passionate, very spontaneous, but always thoughtful and giving. I wish I never dumped him. I miss him. :(
Dear Pandora
Wow what a man. I feel bad for you losing him…but if he was this good…why not get him back!!! Sounds to me like you still have strong feelings for this wonderful man & there’s not a lot like him around. I say Go and Get your man back!!!
i agree with all but one of the six. The devouring of food may not be so true. I dated this guy in the military and he ate like a “just freed hostage”. But I would have to say probably ranks #1 on my “best in bed” list. So you may not want to put too much faith in that one.
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Oh man…this is all ridiculously accurate! Saving for future reference. ;)