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October 28th, 2009
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June 6th, 2007
CFDA Fashion Awards Top 3
The CFDA Fashion Awards really brought out some winners this year, including a rather stunning looking Ashley Olsen. I know, right? I was surprised, too. I’d die for those eyes. Plus, Ashley finally looks mature and sophisticated.
I love Eva Mendes’ hair. It’s super shiny and kind of caramel colored, so it overshadows what looks like a rather shapeless dress.
Elisha Cuthburt may be posing weirdly, but her face and tan are flawless. I haven’t seen slim spaghetti straps look so good in a long time.
June 5th, 2007
Petra’s Short, Short Dress
Did Petra Nemcova actually tuck the sides of her dress up into her panties? ‘Cause it really looks like it. Even if you’re a supermodel, you can’t will a skirt not to look absurdly short after a certain point. . . and I think this is it.
June 5th, 2007
So Wholesome It Hurts
Jennifer Garner not only spends a lot of time with her daughter being absolutely adorable, but she also hugs giant furry mascots. Most celebs would look like they were doing something totally fake, but Jen looks genuinely happy doing it, too–how weird. And endearing.
Jennifer looks like she’s going to be extending that cuteness with her new talk show that was described as “The View for mothers.” The View without the yelling and backstabbing, I presume. She’s planning to appear regularly with Violet, most likely looking cute.
June 4th, 2007
Law According to Snark: Paparazzi Assault
New Rule: Assaulting photogs is not a punishable offense.
I’m not saying paparazzi aren’t human, I’m just saying their line of work means they’re the ones who A) don’t belong where they shoot and B) act in a manner that should be considered criminal.
Paparazzi stalking stars should be seen as trespassing, and celebs should be allowed to take action to protect their images.
No one actually gets upset at these stars acting out against photographers, do they? We should applaud these stars, as we wish we could act out against those unsolicited phone callers!
Bah!
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June 3rd, 2007
Are Horizontal Stripes for Everyone?
I think not. I know they’re a big trend, but you’re got to be careful not to abuse them. I’m not sure what Nicole Richi would look like if she weren’t all scrunched up and hiding from stalkerazzi, but I’m guessing those wide stripes swamp her small frame.
Judging from the little piece in Life and Style, I’m not the only one who thinks Vanessa Minnillo’s tee is just right. She picked the perfect fit–slightly loose and a little longer–to complement her longer shorts and bag. Although I’m questioning that part about horizontal stripes being “surprisingly slimming”. . .
June 2nd, 2007
What’s Up with Eva?
I know that she’s got that freshly-floured look going on with a heavy layer of makeup, but something else is weird about Eva. I can’t quite place it–could it be that she’s slimming down for her upcoming wedding? Or is this just a reallllly unflattering dress? Something’s afoot.
May 27th, 2007
I Love Eerie Predictions, Don’t Love Lindsay
I’d just like to point out the eeriness of this post on Bastardly.com just a couple of days before Lindsay’s run-in with the law. Are you as disturbed as I am?
Lindsay got away with a misdemeanor after she crashed her car while legally under the influence this past Saturday, but there’s still the possibility of additional charges. After, you know, the cops found coke. I guess the rumors were true. What do you think should happen to Lindsay?
May 21st, 2007
Two Terrible Black Dresses, Two Different Places
Exhibit A, Judith Godreche:
I went to fashion school, and I can tell you right away that this is a freshman-year disaster. Appliques? Puh-lease. And, to make it even worse, this women is French–Parisian, no less.
And then there’s Exhibit B, a disaster even closer to home. I present to you: Maria Menounos!
Was the intention to exclude any hint of waist? If so, nice job, Maria. Otherwise, I think you might have missed the mark.
May 21st, 2007
Is Lindsay Back to Her Old Ways?
A few may be shocked that Lindsay is back to her old ways, but really, when was she really shunning her party girl lifestyle? Page Six reported that Lindsay was ” ‘drinking vodka straight from the bottle’ ” at Anchor Bar in New York before taking her private jet back home.What’s more disconcerting is the difference in color between her hand and face. A little heavy-handed with the bronzer, wouldn’t you say?