7 Male Habits We Will Never Understand ...

Rebuttal time. 7. No real excuse for this, but I do have a question for you. Why do many women loudly shriek on a regular basis at the least exciting things, not realizing it's like a knife in our ears? 6. What you see as unnecessary, men see as useful. I have shirts, probably more shirts than any person will ever need. Do you need that 95th pair of shoes? We generally only buy gadgets that we don't already have, and despite you not being able to see it, they usually make our lives better in some way. We really don't care that the shirt you made us buy 3 months ago is out of season. 5. Why is it that women think men are incapable of completing the simplest of tasks? Why pay a plumber $200 dollars to fix the toilet when I can easily do it myself? Don't just assume we're incompetent at a task because you can't see yourself completing it. 4. Did you just Google "Male stereotypes"? While you may feel lost after making the second turn of a journey, you aren't recognizing that men are much better at spatial recognition than women are. Give us a chance, and most times we'll get you where you're going. 3. I'm not even sure how to respond to this. Do you mean teenage boys? I've spent my fair share of time out with the guys getting drunk, and have never seen one of them pick up a random item to bring home. Just because this is a site for women, that does not mean you can just make things up hoping a man will never read it. 2. Wow, yet another make stereotype without a shred of credibility. Are you basing this on all of the relationships you've had with douche bag frat boys, or have you ever been in a relationship with a mature, adult male? 1. And here we go. This has already been covered in most of the other comments here, but this one has always bothered me. Why don't you leave the seat up for us? What makes you so special that you think the toilet should be prepared for you whenever you need to use it. Men don't care if it's up or down when they need to use it. We do what we need to do to so we can do our business, and you can be sure we'd never ask a woman if she could leave the seat up because we're afraid we might pee on it. I've hope you were as patient making it through all 7 of my rebuttals as I was with your original arguments. I also hope you've learned something from them. Stereotyping is never a good idea.

Lol I understand all of these perfectly. They can be annoying at times, but it's all good.

You seem to know a lot of mythical stereotypical men. I have never met a guy who does really much of any of these. I have never even seen any guy do all of these. I have, however, seen this shit in movies or tv shows where the male is a fat dumb idiot with a bitchy "attractive" wife. Maybe you need to meet different guys. Though, women who complain about these pointless things, seem to be really crazy. So, maybe the real men are not interested in your craziness. Actually, I know more women who do all these things.

PS: I think that a lot (all?) of this differences are just cultural and don't really have anything to do with the gender. We culturally learn it is that way so it becomes that way.

Hehe, I do a lot of these myself. Ah the toilet seat, it is annoying but really they could ask us why we can never remember to put it up after we're done, but they don't, so I think it's silly to whine about that one.

@ No.1 - leaving the toilet seat up. i suppose men could be a pain in the arse to women as to the the reason that they leave the toilet seat down after they finish utilising it. if men want to go to the toilet - they lift it up. if women want to go to the toilet - they pull it down. why should it be that for a man to go to the toilet he must lift the toilet seat up as well as put it down whereas in that case a woman would not have to do anything?