Top 10 Tough Guys ...

Chuck Norris is perhaps the toughest of all the tough guys, though none of my guy friends could tell me exactly why. Personally, I don’t think Walker, Texas Ranger is all that tough, and his action movies are laughable, but… according to a book he co-authored, Chuck Norris is so tough, he kills two stones with one bird. And that’s pretty tough.

From Rocky to Rambo to his role is this summer’s “The Expendables,” Sylvester Stallone has been a movie tough guy (and real-life tough guy) for decades. He’s something of a trail-blazer, one of those tough guys we love to see getting beat up, but coming back and winning in the end.

Conan. The Terminator. Dutch in “Predator.” Even the Kindergarten Cop. Governor of California? Arnold Schwarzenegger is an over-the-top tough guy, with bulging muscles, cheesy one-liners (“hasta la vista”), starring in movies where he’s inflicting more pain and spilling more blood than just about any other tough guy action hero.

Let’s see, which Clint Eastwood characters should I include? How about ALL of them… Dirty Harry, Josey Wales, heck, even the old curmudgeons Bill Munny from 1992’s “Unforgiven” and Walt Kowalski from 2008’s “Gran Tourino.” Aside from his role in the god-awful “Bridges of Madison County,” has Clint Eastwood ever played a character that wasn’t a total bad-ass? No. He hasn’t.

Here’s another actor that always seems to be playing a tough guy, from his career-launching dashing bad-boy smuggler Hans Solo to his iconic scared-of-snakes-but-still-tough Indiana Jones to The Blade Runner to patriotic spy Jack Ryan, there’s no tough guy we like to see get beat up (or carbonite frozen) more than Harrison Ford.

Is there any tough guy actor more revered and, well, more tough, than John Wayne? For decades he dominated the big screen with his tough-guy characters, mostly in western and war movies. Perhaps the toughest of all were

After seeing some of Bruce Willis’ movies, I was reluctant to include him in this list, but really, I have to include him. I mean, he was John McClane from the “Die Hard” series, and that one scene of him in the office, picking glass shards out of his feet… that alone earns him a spot in my tough guys list.

I’m so glad I can include Matt Damon in this list, because I think we’ll be seeing him in a lot more tough guy action roles. He clearly has a talent for it, after seeing him in “Saving Private Ryan” and then in the Bourne series.

So many actors have portrayed the ultimate tough guy — James Bond. So all of them deserve a place on this list, even the lack-luster Pierce Brosnan, and especially the ultra-hot Daniel Craig and Sean Connery. While some may argue James Bond isn’t a tough guy, I wholeheartedly disagree… he’s suave, smart, and knows when to fight with his fists, and when to shoot it out.

Marlon Brando. Al Pacino. Even James Caan. It seems like anyone who starred in this movie is a tough guy, especially The Godfather himself. In fact, let’s extend this to cover anyone who ever had a starring role in a gangster flick, shall we? They’re almost their own brand of tough guy, from Jack Nicholson in “The Departed” to Leo DiCaprio in “Gangs of New York.” Tough guys, all of them.

BONUS: The Most Interesting Man in the World
If you’ve ever seen any of the Dos Equis TV commercials featuring “The Most Interesting Man in the World,” then you know he’s a new tough guy in the making, part James Bond, part Chuck Norris, all style and sophistication and sportsman. Check out the series of commercials on the Dos Equis site, or at YouTube. They’re fantastic examples of what a tough guy should be!

I know some of you will give me a hard time for not including Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Chow Yun Fat in my list, but I’m saving them for another list… who on this list is your favorite tough guy actor, and who else did I leave out? Please let me know!