Feeling a bit anti-man today? Here are twenty funny jokes that are bound to bring a smile to your face :)
Never let your man's mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.
thank ya ladies.
Ranks up there with blonde jokes!
Anyone stop to think this is just humor? I highly doubt it is a bunch of angry women sitting around … See morenot getting over some A-hole but more like the women that are married to the men who like making up 'stupid women & Stupid Blonde' jokes! Nothing wrong with a little humor, it lightens the load and makes folks smile. I know MEN who laugh at these little one liners... no harm intended, no harm done. :)
Thats a very nice statement Appreciative of Men, but women do that too. Appreciative of Good People … See morewould be a more correct name.
Look at the soldiers, police, prison officers, underground miners, high up construction workers, sew… See moreage workers, firemen, roof workers, truck and train drivers, etc, they are all the dangerous jobs. Women rarely do them, and even when they do they stand a step behind the men, thats why pro rata / percentage 10 times more men die in these jobs than women - check the statistics for yourself. I know the statistics because the men in my family are in various forces and other dangerous jobs where they have to protect the women who on paper are supposed to be doing the same job but in reality are just tag-alongs. I have inside knowledge of the facts and I can face the facts and still be a proud woman. I dont need to be an ungrateful feminist to feel good about myself.
@Appreciative of Men -- I don't think that anomious is saying we shouldn't be appre… See moreciative of men. She's saying that women also put their lives on the line. I believe that she's saying it would be better if we appreciate everyone who does dangerous jobs for the greater good.
@anomious -- I think that AofM is just pointing out that we shouldn't be bashing men and that we should also appreciate what they do for us. (She did comment on a post about men jokes).
Ummm hello!! Men make jokes about women. I love this. Put up more!!!!
I agree with Laura. These are hilarious and so true.
Yeah I don't mind jokes about men, but I like to know that it really is just a joke and underneath t… See morehere is still appreciativeness. Anomious, women don't do dangerous jobs in any substantial numbers comparable to men. Do the research, check the statistics. Start noticing the gender of people you see doing the highly danger jobs - not just being in the job, but actually doing the dangerous task. Even where women are in the dangerous jobs, like police and defence, men are getting killed at least 10 times more, across all dangerous jobs because when the job gets dangerous the men protect the women. Plus the stats are misleading, for instance nearly all women in mining work in admin, not underground. I don't appreciate women doing dangerous jobs alongside men because I know the men are protecting themselves and their female colleagues and it makes the job more dangerous for the men. My brother is a policemen and has often had to tackle dangerous people and been injured while his female partners have never assisted him until its over. If he had male partners he wouldn't get injured so often. Its just how it is, but most women won't face it.
Students in the psychology program at a state university were attending their first class on emotion… See moreal extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to a student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," replied the diligent student.
"And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," she said.
"And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas. "What about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan thought for a moment and replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up.'"
Thanks for sharing that joke. =D
I thought I had been a bit serious and I should lighten up.
hey its all in fun and games. i make fun of men all the time but i love my hubby to death and never … See morehave anything against him . i just think the jokes are funny and when i txt him one everyday he laughs about it tells his buddys then they send me one back..lol beign harsh on men cracks me up but i can take it back in return. theres nothing wrong with a few good jokes!!
Appreciative of Men....are you a woman????? i have never met a woman so ready to jump down everyones… See more throat b/c they had a few humorous jokes about men....first off there are sites with jokes about women.men comment on them. if you dont liek the jokes dont bash the poetry just don t read it!
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AoM shut up. Your annoying these are funny jokes FIND A SENSE OF HUMOR! Women bash on men and men ba… See moresh on women! Who the f cares! I appreciate EVERYONE but like to LAUGH!!! so don't go on websites like this if ya cant handle it. We don't need your input. Mmkay. Bye.
It's close-minded people like you who we don't need in this world. Everyone is free to express their… See more opinions and I must that say that AoM is doing a more polite job than you. So she chooses not to laugh at these jokes. You should respect that. And in case, you didn't see one of her comments, she said: "Yeah I don’t mind jokes about men, but I like to know that it really is just a joke and underneath there is still appreciativeness."
ummmm censoring is bad. prohibits self realization and innovation, let people say whatever they want… See more, the idea of language is to communicate ideas and express opinions, desires, and convictions, arguing over semantics is not logical, hear other people, let other people hear you, viewpoints will be modeled as deemed necessary or allowable
uh yea ok whatever.......
these jokes comparing between men and women are amazing and so funny n all of it is true!!!
Glad you liked them Menna! :)
Ummm yeh...In an effort to make a Girly Friend of mine Laugh i ended in here reading the Jokes...Hon… See moreestly as a man i found some of them more like facts rather than Jokes but as stated in a Joke above i fixed it a bit...
Men are like… ..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken or Ignored (by Females), and the rest are Assholes.
But some jokes were total fail...Maybe it`s because i`m a man but...anyhow.
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Appreciative of men is so correct!!!
Its always nice to read something about us :P
I have never made fun of my husband or men, but he and his friends always have something (funny or s… See morearcastic) to say about women - and it usually includes their "parts" - so I have decided if you can't beat them JOIN them... After all, if it is harmless fun to them to talk about us like we're objects, it should be harmless fun to talk about them the same way :)