Feeling a bit anti-man today? Here are twenty funny jokes that are bound to bring a smile to your face :)
#1
Never let your man’s mind wonder – it’s too little to be out on its own.
#2
If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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#3
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
#4
What did God say after creating Adam? I must be able to do better than that!
#5
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow!
#6
Real Men… claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.
Most Men… claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.
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#7
Men are like … Placemats.
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
#8
Men are like… Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
#9
Men are like… Lava lamps.
Fun to look at it but not all that bright.
#10
Men are like… Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
#11
Men are like… Handguns.
Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.
#12
Men are like… ..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
#13
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.:
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
Good job!!!!
Thanks,I needed a good laugh today….Monday at work is always like Friday the 13th…
This is rediculous. Look in the dictionary for the definition of the word commitment. And the jokes about men being immature, yeah women mature faster than men, up until they hit 16, then women STOP maturing. and chivalry is dead because women killed it. Not our fault.
Im sure this will be good fodder for the angry ladies who read this. Enjoy blastin me!
im not even going to comment on that last one
lol… really funny.. two thumbs up!!
im going to share this with all my girl friends. this gave me a good laugh.
centavo took this way too seriously.
this was funny!
it was cool lol
It may seem funny to some ladies, but many men, such as myself, would never stoop to spreading “jokes” like these about women. Am I taking it too seriously? Maybe, but I wonder why people feel the need to bash each other, even if it’s supposedly in jest. Respect is a two-way street.
Why do I sense that men sound quite defensive here…..how many “blond” jokes do they ever spread around. We all are just having some fun…..no need to take it so seriously.
There IS love in the air!!
Yep ! this thing is right about men that they are dumb,or why do you think that we would get married !
Is this blog titled “All Women’s Talk” or “All Women Stalk?”
to Jamie:
Nice question :)
Initially it was called “All Women’s Talk” but then, somewhere along the way we changed it to “All Women Stalk” to spice things up a little bit :)
centavo, why would you look up jokes about men if you are a man and get offended easily? You just did it to be anti. These R funny. Pff…Anti’s…
This is coming a ‘lil late but yeah Centavo, why WOULD you look this up? You need to loosen up! As Jack Black would say “loosey-goosey babe loosey-goosey” :D
I completely agree with centavo, women are the ones who killed chivalry and it all started around 1960 when they started becoming obsessed with pop-culture and they let their materialism rule their lives. Why should men try to be with a woman who cares about nothing but looking pretty, all a woman should care about is looking pretty to her husband and all a man should care about is pleasing his wife. When a man truly loves a woman it doesnt take any make-up or high hills to make him attracted to her, but men these days rarely fall in love with women so in order for men to change women must change first. And dont hate on men just because we’re the stronger gender.. we cant help it that God needed to create someone to fight in wars and defend our nations.
Umm ok Ben. Thanks for ruining the post on jokes by posting something totally unrelated. Or was that a joke too? “dont hate on men just because we’re the stronger gender..”
Guys,
CHILL OUT! They’re only jokes!
FINALLY! Michael, you’re a god-sent! Good to know that some men are able to take the jokes as just that!
LMAO!!!
#12
Men are like… ..Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
these aren’t mean spirited jokes so why are all the guys freaking out? the author didn’t comment about any physical aspects — just some basic stereotypes one gender has of another. she’s right. please chill out!
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