10 Worst Pick up Lines ...

We’ve all heard them, laughed at them, and then ignored the guy who tried them. Why is it that some guys seem to think they’ll work? Pick-up lines are just ridiculous, but it’s fun to compare them. Here are my favorites:

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Do You Have Any Band-Aids? Because I Skinned My Knees Falling for You

Sweet but corny. I can see this coming from a guy who really thought you were pretty, delivered with a wide, friendly smile. Next step? He’ll introduce himself and ask your name.

Do You Work for UPS? Because I Think I Saw You Checking out My Package

Please. As if you were checking out his package. Give him your most scathing look and turn away. Maybe he’ll have better luck with that lame line on a girl who’s had a little more to drink.

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I Forgot My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?

Kind of clever. The success in this line depends on the delivery. I might fall for it, if he was particularly cute or funny.

Can I Buy You a Drink, or do You Just Want the Cash?

Not amusing! It’s insulting, implying that you could be bought for the price of a well drink. Please. Move on.

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Smile if You Want to Come Home with Me

Of course your first instinct is to smile at this risqué joke, but now that you’ve read it here, I hope you won’t give him the satisfaction of that accidental smile.

Did It Hurt when You Fell from Heaven?

Aww! I like this one! It’s bad, but in a very sweet, child-like way.

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Are Your Legs Tired? Because You’ve Been Running through My Mind All Day

Lame! One of the ultimate cheese lines of all time. Ignore the cretin and let him slink back to his friends.

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If I Were in Charge of the Alphabet, I’d Put U and I Together

Actually, I’ve used this one with great success. Men seem to like it, but I can’t see a girl falling for it. Hmm.

I’m Not the Best-looking Guy Here, but I’m the Only One Talking to You

Jerk! Just turn on your heel and ignore him. He’s right — he’s not the best-looking guy in the place, but he’s NOT talking to you!

Can I Borrow Your Phone? I Promised My Mother I’d Tell Her when I Fell in Love

Oh, so bad! Why would any guy think this would work? It’s almost creepy, actually… why’d he have to go and use that L word?

Those are my personal favorites, most of which I’ve actually heard myself, or heard someone try on a friend. What’s your favorite bad (or good!) pick-up line? Did it work? Please let me know… I love these bad pick-up lines!

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haha , the worst one i have heard is def.: soooooo you are a girl huh?

if a guy said the first one to me id punch him in the face (i wear a lot of rings, so if the initial impact doesnt hurt him, my rings will!! ;P) and then id walk away, laughing my a** off!! (in a way that he doesnt see, of course!!) i mean, its so funny what guys think will work on us!!

i was out one night and some guy came up to me (and when i say up to me i mean pretty much standing on my feet!) and said 'hey, how are you'? that was ok so i said 'i'm fine thanks how are you'? 'i'm good to thanks' then he did the unthinkable and tried to put his arm around me!!! well that was it! i looked him straight in the eyes and said 'no really im fine'! then walked away. i might have worked if he hadn't practically stood on top of me and if he hadn't tried to touch me! guys have to be the stupidest species ever!

I hate pick-up lines in general. Is it so wrong to greet us like normal human beings? He said, "Excuse me. My name is (name), and I noticed you from across the room. I think you're beautiful, and would like to get to know you better." I would rather guys be straight forward.

This is one of the worst i've heard: "Why dont we go back to mine and do some maths; add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and multiply." and one that i found and thought was sooo cheesy is "is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?" well what can you do? guys will be guys! xoxo

My all time favorite it.. You must be a can of chicken noodle soup because girl you are mhh mhh good(: and also.. Is your dad a plumber? cause your the shit. If you were a pirate would you hold your parrot on this shoulder.. (touches her shoulder closest to him.. ) or this shoulder.. (puts his arm around you) (: those are pretty cute

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