3 Funny Jokes for Girls

Here are three little jokes that will put a smile on your face. Now, do not take them too seriously. These are the jokes told to women by women, not men.

1 "Headache"

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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2 "Women and Math"

Why so many women struggle with math?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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3 "Women and Math Equation"

Now, do not take offense, these are just good all fashioned gender jokes, so only women can tell them to other women now. If you know funny jokes about men - please do share in the comments!

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Editor Wait, I don´t get the first one....:( and I probs the only one too haha
unknown Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!' Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI..
ram Girl KISSes a Boy On the Face and the Boy Gets a Mark Of Her LipStick! Ladka: Ye Kya Kiya... Ladki: Kuch Acha Karne Me Agar Daag Lage To 'DAAG ACCHE HAI'SARF "EXCEL" ADDS
- Alexandra weird
ram GIRL'S ARE 420 Boys always want to be a girl’s first love. Girls like to be a Boy’s Last Romance
- ayoub not always
dana hh nice one thanx 4 it olga
diksha i think fst 1 was yakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (:
realmus the last one is the coolest. thanks for making me happy
frank Hahahah thats a good one!!! Q: What do you get if you cross a centipide with a parrot? A: A walkie talkie!
- ALexamdra what?
patricia wait wheres the funny part
- ayoub ur guess
Kaydra lol i like the math problem #2
- Sheila Lol. Both the math ones were really funny :)
Sathyapriyal Hi, can you tell how to get back the attention of my ey fiance. We broke up but I love him too much and want him to come back to me. We live far apart now and dont even see or talk to each other. Is there anyway you suggest to turn his attention?
- Anonymous whats a ey fiance?
- udbhav you start geting closer to someone else in front of him.........
- rahul you just need to show him that how much he means to you and how much you love him and eventually he will be all yours. just try not to give him too much attention.that will show only negative results.
Nightingale The last is the best. Thanks for sharing!
- unknown 8 qualities of a Perfect Husband Brave, Intelligent, Gentle Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!
- kate Yeah =)

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