Here are three little jokes that will put a smile on your face. Now, do not take them too seriously. These are the jokes told to women by women, not men.
1. "Headache"
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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2. "Women and Math"
Why so many women struggle with math?
Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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3. "Women and Math Equation"
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Now, do not take offense, these are just good all fashioned gender jokes, so only women can tell them to other women now. If you know funny jokes about men - please do share in the comments!
Comments
realmus: the last one is the coolest. thanks for making me happy
Editor: Wait, I don´t get the first one....:( and I probs the only one too haha
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