1. Kate Gosselin

Who decided this mean-spirited, ridiculously trashy woman could have her own show? I love her adorable children, but even after the first time I watched the show, I felt so bad for them… they’re going to need so much therapy! Whenever I can’t stand seeing more about Kate, I just Google images of her when she was brunette, fat, and non-famous! Then I feel better.

2. Spencer and Heidi

If I see poor Heidi on the cover of another tabloid with headlines about her extreme plastic surgery, I’m going to scream. I feel bad for her, because she obviously has a self-esteem issue, but I couldn’t care less about her surgeries, or her wimpy, self-centered husband. Spencer. He’s such a wuss! Maybe now that they’ve split they’ll go away for a while.

3. Paris Hilton

Since when did being ultra-wealthy qualify you as a celebrity? I have to admit that though I don’t like her attitude or demeanor, acting ability or singing voice, I do admire Paris Hilton’s veracity and sometimes, her style. But most of the time, I wish she’d just go away. Like, to jail, where maybe she could finish her term, along with the girl next on my list.

4. Lindsay Lohan

She was super-cute and even talented when she was little, but what happened? I still think she’s gorgeous, but Lindsay Lohan needs to disappear for a while and get her pathetic life straight before she does another movie.

5. John Mayer

He can’t sing. Maybe he can play guitar or write songs, but he can’t sing, and from everything I’ve seen and heard of him, he’s a total prick with little else to recommend him. And he was a jerk to Jennifer Aniston, whom I happen to like.

6. Oprah Winfrey

If there was ever a celebrity that just needed to go away, it has to be Oprah Winfrey. I can’t stand her sanctimonious, self-righteous attitude, and since when does she know everything? What bothers me most is that she puts a big photo of herself on her magazine cover each month! How obnoxiously narcissistic! Sure, she’s powerful, but I just wish she’d go away, or that someone could give her a much-needed reality check!

7. Paula Abdul

Back in the 1980’s, I loved Paula Abdul. She was such a talented dancer, singer, and choreographer, but now she’s just a washed-up train wreck. I think she’s only popular now because people love to see how bizarre and strung out she is. Please, Paula, scrape together some dignity and go away for a while!

It may just be my own opinion, but I can’t help it - I just wish these celebrities would just go away! Which of these celebs on my list do you agree with? Which do you like, and why? Please let me know! I promise I won’t be offended if you disagree with me. Did I forget Justin Beiber?