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Celeb Armpits and Other Hilarious Tweets by the Famous ...

By Laura

I love Twitter. It’s a great way to keep in touch with friends and family in a hurry, and to read about new promotions. The best part, though? That has to be the celebrities. From hilarious to plain weird, there have been some classic celebrity tweets...


"My thumb itches and my armpits smell like Spongebob fever."

The hidden side of fame, according to Solange. I love this girl's sense of humor, and she’s gorgeous too! Definitely one of my favorite celeb tweeters.

2 Kourtney Kardashian

“Do ants have dicks?”

I can’t quite work out what Kourtney must have been thinking or doing to inspire this tweet, but it did make me laugh. A lot. Although I’m not sure I want to know the answer...


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3 Olivia Wilde

“I think my dog may be trying to slowly poison me with her ass gas. I’m afraid to sleep.”

This tweet made me laugh so much! It’s great to know that Olivia has a great sense of humor as well as a pretty face!

4 Jimmy Fallon

“The Playboy channel accidentally aired on two kids networks. Kids were shocked to discover how much ‘exploring’ Dora was into.”

I’ll be honest, I didn’t think anything could make the Playboy-Kids chaos funny. I was wrong, this tweet made me laugh so hard I cried. Poor Dora...

5 John Mayer

"I need a pressure sensitive toilet seat that shuts off my wi-fi so I stop buying so many apps on the can. This is getting pricey.”

John Mayer works out where he’s spending all his money... still, with girlfriends like his, I’m sure there is no shortage! I think I can see how he attracts such gorgeous women now...

7 Jessica Simpson

"On my way to workout with my trainer. Every time we have to do squats and he yells at me 'get lower like you're in the club.' I don't squat in the club unless I'm peeing."

I love Jess. She’s stunning, and she has a great sense of humor too! And she’s full of class, unlike that trainer of hers, hee hee!

I love these tweets! It’s a great way to spend a few minutes, and there’s always something entertaining to read. It’s also great for keeping up with celebrity gossip! Have you found a hilarious tweet? Please share it with me!

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