There's lots more where that came from!
I've just put together a list of 20 Ridiculous Break Up Phrases from Men I've ever heard of and my translation of what they really mean!
Have you heard even better ones than these?
Please share them with me and we'll complete this list together!
1. "I'm Just Not Ready for a Relationship Right Now, but if I Were... You'd Be the One!"
aka:"I'm still not ready to spend the rest of my life sleeping with one person, but if I were, it might be you."