3 Funny Jokes for Girls

Author Aug 27, 2021

Here are three little jokes that will put a smile on your face. Now, do not take them too seriously. These are the jokes told to women by women, not men.

1. "Headache"

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirins and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

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2. "Women and Math"

Why so many women struggle with math?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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3. "Women and Math Equation"

Now, do not take offense, these are just good all fashioned gender jokes, so only women can tell them to other women now. If you know funny jokes about men - please do share in the comments!

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the last one is the coolest. thanks for making me happy

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"