THOSE who dare to insult George Clooneyâs latest squeeze, Sarah Larson, run the risk of being investigated by the Oscar-winning hunk.
Clooney tells next weekâs New Yorker he had his police-officer driver launch a probe of a mysterious caller who phoned him at home, urging him to dump Larson - a message that didnât sit well with the former Vegas cocktail waitress.
On the voice mail, which Clooney plays to the magâs Ian Parker in front of Larson for the first time, a calm, middle-age male voice is heard saying: âDude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before youâre sorry!â
ââBefore youâre sorryâ?â a surprised Larson parrots, before launching into a diatribe about how sheâs been raked over the coals in endless gossip over her relationship with Clooney. âThey say that Iâm a stripper. Thereâs a ton of stuff about that. Iâve never been a stripper. You know, just because Iâm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because Iâm a cocktail server, that means Iâm an escort.â
Clooney, who discounts the possibility one of his pals played a joke on him - âItâs not a prank - none of my friends would do thatâ - called in the fuzz. With the help of his rent-a-cop chauffeur, he had the callerâs number traced to a pre-paid cellphone, then tried to find out if the suspect had paid by credit card to pin him down. But the investigation apparently dead-ended.
Larson, whoâs young enough to be Clooneyâs daughter, has had a colorful past. Aside from working as a scantily clad cocktail waitress at the Palm Hotelâs Moon nightclub in Vegas, she won a âFear Factorâ contest after consuming a scorpion. And as the Daily Mail of London reported last year, the leggy brunette posed provocatively with a sexy female pal during a 2005 trip to Amsterdam in which she worked as a promotional model.
Larson met Clooney at the âOceanâs Thirteenâ premiere party at The Palms. Last year, the lovebirds were injured in a motorcycle mishap in which their bike collided with a car on a narrow road in Weehawken, N.J. He fractured a rib and she broke her foot. Clooney has been a nonstop dating machine since his childless, four-year marriage to Talia Balsam ended in 1993 - dating such beauties as Krista Allen, Celine Balitran and Lisa Snowdon.
(Via nypost.com)
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