I hate that I love Jersey Shore. I resisted it the first season -- although by now I’ve caught up on all those episodes as well. This show is a trainwreck -- and I think that is its biggest appeal for me. I just can’t help myself. I also can’t help myself from coming up with strange and intriguing scenarios for the show, as you shall see here. I apologize in advance! Here are 8 things I'd like to see on Jersey Shore.
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I love Snooki. She can be irritating as all get out, but she’s so tiny and cute and loud and awesome -- and she loves Vinny so much. He loves her too, he’s always making comments about marrying her. Just do it! They were uber adorable this past season, and I give mad props to Snooki for seemingly never wanting to rip Ramona’s hair out of her head or something.
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These two giggled together on the couch this last season. They frolicked on the beach. They rollicked around Miami. I hate the word “bromance,” but I think this might be the first real one I’ve ever seen. If I can’t have my Vinny/Snooki dream, these two just need to admit their love already. Do it!
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I know Angelina isn’t coming back for season three, but I’d still pay mad money to watch Jenni throw down on the girl. There were so many times I thought it was going to happen this season, it sucks that it didn’t. if Jenni can take on Mike, though, she should be able to put this dirty hamster in her place.
I’m not a huge fan of … the Situation -- mainly because any guy who calls himself that rings the d-bag alarm. But the kid has some really great comic timing when he’s not being a butthead. Two words for you: “dirty hamster.” I love that.
I do not yet understand the sociological oddity that is GTL. I want to see the guys get spray tanned. That’s the only way I’ll believe they really do it. Besides, there are Jersey Shore wannabes all over the world who need to get the lowdown.
Pauly grew on me immensely this past season. He’s such a happy little guy, with his blowout and all. He really does need to have his own alarm clock. He needs a CD as well. I don’t care about his DJ work, I just want all those little ditties he and Vinny sang together about tee shirt time. Oh, by the way -- cabs’re here!
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Last year, Snooki made out with pretty much anyone. It was cute. Because she’s so tiny, she practically has to climb people like a little spider monkey. I like watching her shimmy up and pucker up. I’d also be happy to see her fight some more. She’s still pretty, she’s still pretty!
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Last year, Sam and Ronnie were cute. And I won’t lie, when the new season started, I was looking forward to some serious drama. Know what I got? A whole lot of nothing. There was no cuteness in their time together and no drama in their fights. Just hang it up, kids, you’re starting to look like the wallpaper.
I can’t even believe I watch this show. I can’t believe I just thought of eight things I want to see on it, either. Please tell me I’m not alone. Who else is caught up in Jersey Shore madness with me?
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