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5 Megan Fox Wittcisms to Entertain You ...

By Meream

You gotta hand it to Megan Fox. She doesn't give a boring interview. For every interview that she does, we get a glimpse of this girl's seemingly complicated mind. For every interview that she does, you think that you finally have her figured out but you realize that Megan Fox remains as inscrutable as Don Corleone during his business meetings.

From revelations about lesbianism to throwing negative remarks about certain celebrities, Megan Fox has done (er.. said) it all. In fact, for every interview that she does we always get ourselves a few batch of Megan W-T-Foxisms. Does she do it for publicity? Is she really as not gifted in the brains department as some film industry insiders have claimed to say? No matter the reason, let's thank Megan Fox for chasing boredom away. At least until the interview is over.

1 "Men Are Scared of Vaginas"

"Men Are Scared of Vaginas"That's the secret of her success. Or so she told Rolling Stones when she was promoting her new movie, Jennifer's Body. To the men who happen by this site, is this true? In the same interview, she said that things get so intense with her boyfriend that she has threatened to stab him. Okay, to the men who happen by this site, you don't have to answer the question I posed earlier. The answer is clear.

2 "It (plane) Wont Crash if I've Got Britney on."

"It (plane) Wont Crash if I've Got Britney on."Okay, her exact words were: ""I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it wont crash if I've got Britney on."

Now that is a bit funny. It's kind of witty but people have been saying that it's another "idiotic" Megan Fox statement. I disagree because I find it funny. I have doubts about her fearing flying, though. After all, she has been known to lie...

3 Michael Bay is like Hitler

Michael Bay is like HitlerMegan Fox was asked by Wonderland what the best and worst part about Michael Bay was and she answered that "He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for..." But then she said that he's endearingly awkward when he's not on the set. I don't know if she was trying to be funny again.

4 "I Always Call Them Boys"

"I Always Call Them Boys"Guys are never guys to her. They're just boys. I guess this is related to the vagina remark. She's confident, huh?

5 "People Are Well Aware That This is Not a Movie about Acting."

"People Are Well Aware That This is Not a Movie about Acting."That is her again dissing about the Transformers and Michael Bay. We can all say that she is ungrateful but Michael Bay was gracious enough to just let it pass. Besides, she mentioned at the recent Scream Awards that she really is grateful for the opportunities that the movie has opened up for her.

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