Watch out Top 11 Weirdest Sexual Things Men Want Us to do ...

By Jessica

Watch out Top 11 Weirdest Sexual Things Men Want Us to do ...

Variety definitely adds spice to a couple's sexual relationship. Just imagine how ho-humm things would be in the bedroom if you're always insisting on doing the missionary position with your significant other.

But what if your guy wants to do something really kinky?

Cosmopolitan.com has compiled for us girls a list of the all-time favorite "mattress moves" from guys aged 20 up.

From getting him all riled up, feisty foreplays, getting it-own, all-the-way-down-there up to getting all kinky -the list gives us a preview of what men really want.

Here are the top 10 kinkiest moves which (some) guys love:

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#11

"My girlfriend and I play the 'dirty dice' game: We connect sexy acts to a number: For example, if I roll a seven, she has to give me a demo of how she touches herself."
–Ron, 21
If you're into playing boardgames with you lover, why not make things a little more interesting?

#10

"Wet your lips and moan that you can't wait to taste me."
–Sam, 22
Getting him riled up is a big part of the sex game! He wants you to make him feel desired and needed before you've even gotten started.

#9

"My ex would splash her tee shirt with water while washing dishes. As soon as I saw her nipples through the fabric, I'd have to touch them."
–Bart, 22
Dirty dish water? No thank you! But this is another way to make your man excited for sex.

#8

"Once, my office phone rang, and when I answered, I heard my girlfriend at home moaning about how good it feels to touch herself."
-Jakob, 28
Who doesn't love surprises? When he's expecting a work-related call and instead hears you giving him lots of dirty details, he'll be pleasantly

UPD:

Surprises can be a great way to spice up a relationship. Jakob experienced this firsthand when his office phone rang and he heard his girlfriend giving him a detailed account of how it felt to touch herself. This unexpected surprise can be a great way to keep things interesting and make sure your partner is still feeling desired. However, it is important to make sure that both parties are comfortable with these kinds of activities. Make sure to talk to your partner beforehand and make sure that they are interested in exploring these kinds of fantasies. With communication and respect, these kinds of surprises can be a great way to keep the relationship exciting.

#7

"Climb into my bed looking innocent, then do extremely dirty deeds. A girl who looks virginal but is really a sex kitten is every man's dream."
-Clint, 25
Here's where things start getting a little weird... the whole "innocent school girl gone bad" fetish is a little creepy, don't you think?

UPD:

The "innocent school girl gone bad" fetish is a sexual fantasy that has been around for many years. It is often seen in pornography, films, and other forms of media. This fantasy typically involves a woman who appears to be innocent and pure, but is actually quite sexually adventurous. Many men find this fantasy appealing because it allows them to explore their own desires without feeling guilty. However, some people find this fantasy to be disturbing and objectifying. It is important to remember that all fantasies should be discussed and respected between all parties involved.

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#6

"When I put a finger in my girl, she inserted one of her digits too so I could feel our fingers together."
–Sandy, 29
Hmm... Bonding by fingering! Would you try it?

#5

"My ex would meet me at the local drive bars and pull me into the restroom for raunchy, against-the-wall sex."
- Max 21

OMG, I feel sorry for this guy! Instead of having raunchy, against-the-wall sex, he's bound to have some really shitty sex in a dirty public restroom -where some burly guy's bound to throw him and his girlfriend out the minute that they start moaning! Good luck with that!

#4

"Never underestimate the power of stilettos. You don't even have to walk around in them… just have your way with me while wearing them."
- Victor, 25
I am sooo familiar with that stilettos scenario -this is real life, not a porn film, buster!

UPD:

Stilettos have become a symbol of empowerment for many women. They are often seen as a tool for seduction, and Victor's suggestion is an example of this. Wearing stilettos can make a woman feel more confident and attractive, and can also be a great way to spice up a relationship. However, it is important to remember that stilettos should never be used as a form of coercion or pressure. It is important to keep in mind that everyone has different boundaries and comfort levels, and it is important to respect these.

#3

"This chick leaned against the dresser and stuck her butt out for doggie-style. I definitely obliged."
- Glenn, 23

I am definitely cringing at the mere mention of the word 'doggie' when it's in the same sentence as sex. No, thanks!

UPD:

This text is an example of a weird sexual activity that some men may want their partners to do. It involves the woman leaning against a dresser and sticking her bottom out, in a position known as doggie-style, so that the man can penetrate her from behind. This type of intercourse is often used to achieve deeper penetration. However, it can be uncomfortable for some women and may not be something that they are willing to do. It is important for couples to have honest and open conversations about their sexual desires and boundaries in order to maintain a healthy and respectful relationship.

#2

"Have me lie on my stomach, then wet the skin below my butt with your tongue. Blow on it."
- Beckett, 33

Lol, crazy Beckkett, do you have any idea how long my tongue would have to be so that I can do that???

#1

"News flash: Guys have nipples, too, and they're a lot more sensitive than you'd think. Graze mine with your teeth while your hand teases my package."
- Rory, 21
This is one suggestion I wouldn't mind trying, Raawrr-y!!!

Well, I think Cosmo tried to be as appropriate as possible, making that list of weird things, cause in real life, when it comes to men, sex and their fantasies, they are WAY, WAY weirder than blowing on ones nipples!

Here are a few TRULY Weird Sexual Things Men Want Us to Do accoring to our reader and a real**** sex expert Emily:

‘BDSM’, stands for any variation of terms including:

BONDAGE: being tied up, gagged, etc.

DOMINATION / DISCIPLINE: being commanded to perform sex acts by partners, orgasm denial, etc.

SADISM / SUBMISSION: violence incorporated to achieve orgasm, giving partner partial to full control of sex act, being ‘used’, etc.

MASOCHISM: Self harm during sex acts (ie; cutting, auto-erotic asphyxiation, etc.)

It’s really all about what boundaries of trust and pain you and your partner are willing to test or break.

Foot (or other) fetishism

Sorry, I don't get it. Not that I wouldn't oblige if he was in to it but I personally fail to understand the allure of feet.

Watching cartoon/overly violent/bestiality/etc. themed pornography

Again, I just don't get how one can be turned on by it. I knew a guy who watched particularly violent anime porn religiously and I was WAY turned off, but 'to each his own'.

‘Weird’ insertions

Anything and everything from food to metal objects to candles, etc (and in a personal case, my own thong) can be used to enhance the sex act. This goes for both partners, not just the ladies.

Using sex toys on men

Most women I know who have been confronted with this are horrified and turned off. Nice double standard girls. You can have a pocket vibe, a ten inch dildo and a 'Rabbit' but he shouldn't have porn let alone a sex toy. Not fair, work on being more accepting as it is a big step for a man to admit to it in the first place.

Other really disturbing sex things are coprophilia/Urolagnia, rape fantasies etc****.

Everyone has their own fantasies and desires, most are nothing to be ashamed of! But that doesn't make them any less awkward. Do you guys know other weird things men like in bed? If so, do share!

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I agree with Emily. Men are a lot weirder than this article wants us to believe! Stilletoes?... Doggie Style?...C'mon now, this top 5 list doesn't even scratch the surface when it comes to the perverted, outrageous things men fantasize about. Attention Cosmo readers: Men are a LOT wierder than this!

While in full intercouse both of us peeing while still inside me. Not bad felt like he was cummin for ages.

Just so you know. Masochism is not self harm. It is the enjoyment of pain to increase and compliment pleasure. Why does no one understand that? Masochism could be enjoying having your hair pulled, or being spanked, it's about the increase in pleasure for both persons. And sadism is not violence either. This is another example of people thinking BDSM is abuse.

Tina, you are right :) We all watched Sex and the City, and when it comes to men and sex, there are so many weird things they would like to get us to do! From peeing on them and threesomes to God knows what else! Probably we should change the name of the article to The Most Normal Things Men Want Us to Do in Bed :)) BTW, talking about weird stuff, what would you put on the list? Thanks!

Whoever wrote this needs to adopt the theory 'Don't knock it till you try it'. All of the aforementioned can be really hot but some really shouldn't be qualified as 'kinky' as the dresser & stiletto scenarios are a 'daring' take on the tame side of sex. So quit being a prude please and if you're going to talk about the so called 'Weirdest Sexual Things' why not mention BDSM, Coprophilia/Urolagnia, rape fantasies, etc? Thanks.

PS - I just noticed at the bottom of the article: 'At the end of the day, doing things ‘his’ kinky way should add some much-needed spice in your relationship -but how ’bout we settle for some whipped cream, sensual oils and scented candles?' GAG. Feminine typecasting at it's worst! Thanks for making me realize I am a kinky sex fiend and not a vanilla sex priss.

Oh, wow, Emily, you've got quite some fantasies there! :)) And what does BDSM stand for? Thank you!

Oh, wow, Emily, thank you for the explanation! :) The other weird things you added are exactly what needs to be in the article! I hope you do not mind if I add them to the post itself. Thank you so much! :)

You are an ignorant virgin. Stop judging people until you actually get laid. Do you even know what Doggie Style is? GTFO your computer and go do your homework, 12 year old.

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