One of my favorite pastimes involves keeping an eye out for stupid warning labels.
There is a surprising amount of them out there, because manufacturers seem to think that people cannot do or understand anything on their own.
It's kind of like that old joke about concentrated orange juice.
Anyway, on my quest, I found a lot of them, so here are a dozen of the dumbest warning labels ever.
1. "May Cause Drowsiness."
This gem is often seen on boxes belonging to sleeping pills.
I don't know about you, but when I have to take a sleeping pill, my general hope is that it will make me drowsy.
If it doesn't, I'm going to be pretty ticked off.
But then again, I guess some people out there need to be told that they should not take this kind of medication when they're going to be doing anything that requires them to function.