The much talked about baby known as Jayden James Spears has been caught in the wild. The downward tilt of the head indicates he is sleeping or defecating. Possibly both. In related news, Bigfoot is dismayed blurry photos of himself no longer make the news. Consequently, his behavior has become erratic and he has begun raping deer for media coverage. Deer said to be displeased.
⢠Drunken Stepfather: Bijou Phillips Wears a Fake See-Through Dress? I believe sheâs also naked and decapitated on the Hostel II poster.
⢠Bastardly: Christina Aguileraâs Monkey Turns 30!! Aaaaw! How Cute!
⢠CityRag: Halle Berry Crack-Ho Goodness
⢠Celebslam: Tony Parker is jealous Eva Longoria keeps talking cheating on him with other NBA players
⢠ICYDK: Richie Sambora enters rehab. People ask, Richie⌠Hilton? No? Then we donât care.
⢠SOW: NBC wants Rosie OâDonnell. Their garbage disposal is broken.
⢠Celebitchy: Big Brother contestant booted for using N word in conversation
⢠DH: Mischa Barton Obsessed with T.A.T.U in New Movie
⢠Egotastic: Picture of a picture of a naked Mila Kunis
⢠Dlisted: Criss Angel talks about Cameron Diaz
⢠CS: Steve Martin Beaten as a Child
⢠Pajiba: Thundercats to the big screen. See, I didnât even say âThundercats are a go!â
⢠ASL: Emma Watson Likes âEm Sporty and Smart. Ah yes, that magical age called âBarely Legalâ
⢠BWE: A Day in the Life of Retired Bob Barker
⢠AB: The Manson/Von Teese Divorce Is Getting Nasty