† britney spears learns all about what she has been up to by reading the latest tabloid magazines!
† it looks like they might have broken up already but at least isaac cohen scored some free stuff
† a lesson for young girls - if you wanna be one of the richest women - stripping & porn won't do it
† drunken stepfather has some pics of a sweaty fergie w/ her boyfriend josh duhamel in santa monica
† just in case you have been trying to get a hold of lindsay lohan in rehab she's not in room 302!
† lindsay may not be easy to get on the phone but i'm sure her mom will talk to you - she's a blabber
† where are gwen stefani & husband gavin rossdale? over in london spending time with baby kingston!
† sylvester stallone is trying to get on the beckham/cruise action by offering up his own advice...
† the mystery surrouding paris hilton's wanky eye grows deeper - could a plastic surgeon help her out?
† victoria beckham left los angeles but don't you worry - she'll be back soon enough w/ hottie david!
† ryan seacrest & simon cowell have been waxed - i wonder if they'll ever put rosie or trump in wax?
† pamela anderson is keeping busy after her split from kid rock - she even had a lunch date yesterday!
† if anyone cares - mary-kate is still rocking the skinny leg look - her and ashley are such bores...
† mischa barton thinks she's an important gal - blaming the OC cancellation because she was 'dead'
† oh man i feel so bad for pink...her adorable bulldog elvis drowned in her los angeles swimming pool
† don't forget! tonight is the return of 'god warrior' marguerite perrin on FOX's trading spouses!!!
hole malibu**what the buck?** the malibu fires
