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How Would You Draft Your Prenup

By Mabelle

Here's a really interesting article from MSNBC.com. It lists down some of the oddest clauses that a real-life matrimonial lawyer has drafted for his clients.

Table of contents:

  1. first, there's a couple who will not have sex - ever - unless "each party has lost a specified amount of weight"
  2. next, there are chore clauses which specify whether the husband or the wife is responsible for tasks like taking out the trash or feeding the dog
  3. there are also couples who impose a **no-smoking ban **in the house - despite the fact that one of them has asthma!
  4. there are infidelity clauses made by wealthy husbands-to-be, which goes like this: "if i cheat on you and the marriage breaks up, you get x amount. if you cheat on me, you get a lot less. and forget the house."

1 First, There's a Couple Who Will not Have Sex - Ever - Unless "each Party Has Lost a Specified Amount of Weight"

Sounds like nobody's wrestling in bed unless 20 crutches are finished - and by that time - all you'll ever want to do is sleep - so **you'll never have sex - ever! **Lol.

2 Next, There Are chore Clauses Which Specify Whether the Husband or the Wife is Responsible for Tasks like Taking out the Trash or Feeding the Dog

Hmmm, is this something that I should include in my prenup or what?

3 There Are Also Couples Who Impose a **no-smoking Ban **in the House - despite the Fact That One of Them Has Asthma!

Isn't this supposed to be a given? If your partner has asthma, why the hell would you s**moke in the house**? And do you even need to bother including such a clause in your prenup?

4 There Are infidelity Clauses Made by Wealthy Husbands-to-be, Which Goes like This: "if I Cheat on You and the Marriage Breaks up, You Get X Amount. if You Cheat on Me, You Get a Lot Less. and Forget the House."

Two words: **Double standard! **

If I ever have to include such stupid things on my prenup, I would really think twice about marrying my guy. All that legal stuff just takes all the fun out of your marriage - and it seems as if you can't trust each other - so why bother **tying the knot? **

Photo Credit: Jodom Legal Video

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