3. Justin Bieber Everything
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I am so old. I've heard maybe one song by Justin Bieber (and the first 5 times I heard it, I thought a girl was singing it – no fake, jake). In spite of that fact, and even though I am definitely not in his fan base, I know everything about it. I'm serious. I know about him making out with little girls in cars, and getting accosted by little boys at laser tag, and that other little girls apparently really, honestly thought Kim Kardashian (wait for it!) was trying to seduce him. I didn't even have to search for half of that stuff (I admit I searched for some of it though); it just showed up. Plenty of other people actively searched for insights into the Bieb's personal life though.