It seems Naomi Campbell took her community service sentence really seriously. Yeah, it was a real serious photo opp. Let’s see if she gets new modeling gigs or just more seriously expensive free designer swag. *Gag*

Day One:

Ralph Lauren coat, Louboutin boots, Chanel cap and – oh! – lugging work boots. (And of course, a smile!)

Day Two:

Fur jacket, fedora, wedges, big satchel and Alexander McQueen sunglasses.

Day Three:

In a reaaaaally adorable Burberry leather jacket.

Day Four:

Gaudy fur, purple tie blouse and Marc by Marc Jacobs boots.

Day Five:

O.m.g.

An oversized Burberry cardigan and …

… an oversized Hermès Birkin!

What could she be carrying in the Birkin? …

Day Five Evening:

She changed into this Dolce & Gabbana gown for Elton John’s 60th birthday bash:

That is so ridiculous. Campbell is a joke. She hasn’t learned or grown from this experience! Naomi, grow a heart.

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The stars are out and partying these last nights before the big O. night. You can read all about it on People.com here and here. Yawwwn.

Why do I care if I’m not there, too?

Seriously, the Academy Awards appear to me to be arbitrarily picked as THE night in entertainment – royally dissing TV, music, and everything else. The public goes ga ga for it, too, somehow. It’s all fine, because it’s entertainment itself – but when I read articles going on about the tiny details over dinner, dancing, flirting and club-hopping. All eaten up apparently because these people mean something(?).

Awards are good because they mean something about the art, even though civilian art, deeds, intelligence and just plain hard-work should be awarded equally (although the nominee pool would be arguably too large). Anyway, the acclaim really should end with the awards. And the fashion. Let’s not reward an "entertaining" night life, as well.

Just ask Britney. She’s practically one of us regular gals now, anyway.

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