Phoebe Cates (the hot chick who takes off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) showed up to the King Lear premiere looking like this. I didn't know it was possible to switch races midway through your life. Or, uh, genders. What the hell happened here? It's like visiting your high school girlfriend after twenty years and seeing that they've turned into a 40-year-old bald man with a mustache.
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