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I might be moving to a new server over the weekend because this one is giving me problems. Nothing is definite yet, but if the site is down at any point on Saturday / Sunday, I’ll be all over it like Britney on buttered margarine. The new server should be a definite upgrade. Anyway, until then, keep busy with these links.
Alessandra Ambrosio was out washing her car after a hard day at the beach. Apparently, that’s what supermodels do. That and have hot monkey sex with me. But that’s a story for another time. Oh, you really want to hear about it? Well, then. Let’s just say everyone and their dog left happy if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh. Ehh, ahem.
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Mariah Carey has finished filming Tennessee, a follow up to the smash hit Glitter. Ruminations from the set describe her performance as “really, really good.” An obviously half-retarded worker says,
“It might be the cinema equivalent to the Red Sox winning the World Series”
The only way this movie could be good is if they replaced Mariah Carey with Jessica Alba and when I put on those 3-d glasses she’d pop out and give me a hand job. I think that ...
Gabriel’s transformation into a meek old lady was a success.
Halle Berry’s marriage to model Gabriel Aubry has been going pretty well… for her. On a recent trip to Restoration Hardware in Century City, Halle dragged Gabriel along to pick out some towels and candles. When a salesperson approached them to see if they needed help, Halle declined. The National Enquirer says,
“She told him: ‘No Thanks. He needs to learn how to do these things himself! You men suddenly get all ...
Diddy was paid to host a party at the Whitehouse in Hampton Bays Tuesday night. He arrived a little late and stayed only an hour, but made sure not to interact with anyone and that he was paid for his services. He also left with what some describe as “two hot bitches.” I may have exercised some creative freedom with that one.
No wonder his stay was brief: The only other semi-celeb in the house was Samantha Cole. “He hid ...
A picture of perfection as always.
On Saturday, Eva Longoria is expected to have a lavish wedding at a Paris church that used to serve French royals. Earlier today, however, Longoria arrived in a stretch limo at Paris’ city hall where she was joined by Tony Parker, who exited a gray minivan, to wed in a civil ceremony. French law requires couples to take vows at city hall even if they have a church wedding. A direct contrast to America ...
Jennifer Garner was out surfing with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Hawaii and damn, she’s got a nice body for someone who had a kid. Ben Affleck lucked out with this one. Judging by his failed relationship with Jennifer Lopez, his string of box office bombs and living in Matt Damon’s shadow, he should be sleeping in boxes and starring in Bum Fights or, um, married to Jennifer Garner. Whatever works for him.
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During filming for his new movie, Hairspray, John Travolta was the center of attention while dressed in drag. Read: He loved being fondled by men.
“You should have seen everyone on the set,” Travolta told the UK Times. “Every woman and every man was feeling my breasts and squeezing my ass.”
“And I was ‘C’mon, feel me, touch me!’ I didn’t care. I was just a slut, to be frank!”
“I’d have crew guys saying, ‘Do you mind if I touch you ...
What the hell happened. One month ago Janet Jackson was still fit. Now she’s a walking advertisement for diabetes and heart disease. I don’t even think Anna Nicole Smith suffered this drastic of a change. I might as well have put up a picture of a manatee. Not like you could tell the difference. And if you’re looking for a new hobby, try Janet Jackson tipping. I hear she screams funny.
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Angry that her mother, Lynne Spears, pushed her into rehab, Britney Spears wrote a bitter poem entitled Dear Mama and delivered it along with legal papers to Lynne while she was on set of her daughter, Jamie Lynn’s, show. Star says,
In the poem, Spears lamented “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child.”
“Britney said, ‘Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,’” a source told Star. ...
The newly reformed Smashing Pumpkins have released their single Tarantula, off of the new Zeitgeist album, in the UK and opted to put Paris Hilton dressed as a saloon girl holding a Blackberry on the cover. Behind her is an atomic bomb going off. I think they’re trying to say Paris Hilton is a huge whore. Wait, no. That can’t be right. Am I interpreting this correctly? Oh, silly me. A huge drunk whore.
Fun fact: The new Smashing Pumpkins ...
Rehab is easy. You don’t even need to be there to kick drugs and alcohol. Just like you don’t have to go to classes in college to graduate. All you have to do is put on a bikini and romp around with friends. That’s what Lindsay Lohan did in Malibu yesterday. If you asked her what rehab was, she’d give you a funny look and throw money at you. Partly because you look like a bum and smell, but mostly ...
Hilary Duff celebrated July 4th in a bikini also. Her sister the horse did not. Oh, what the hell. In the spirit of the day after Independence Day, I’d do Hilary Duff too. She’s legal now, right? I don’t want to come off as too pervy. Women say it’s a turn off. Well, if it’s such a turn off, why do you like it so much? What did you say? Hold on, let me take the duct tape off your ...
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo should think about hiring scarier lawyers because one magazine isn’t listening to them. An Australian rag called Famous has published the first set of “hardcore sex” photos of the two during their Mexican getaway. Whatever. I do this all the time too. Sometimes even without the ridiculously hot girl. Just a romantic evening with me and the spa jets, baby.
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