Dina Lohan = Child Exploiter and Other Stuff

In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E! called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody. That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’ are destroyed. There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.” Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.

Bastardly: Petra Nemcova frolics in the water.
CityRag: Kate Moss Can Mess With You

Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd in an expensive bikini.

DH: Avril Lavigne in Seventeen fully clothed

SOW: Law & Order: Criminal Intent actors unhappy with no raise

HB: Naomi Watts baby is an ogre
EB: Ann Coulter defends Paris.

Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations

Grumpiest: Katharine McPhee in Vegas magazine

Celeb Worm: Michelle Marsh & Lindsay Ann Strutt topless in Loaded Magazine (NSFW)

About: Jennifer Aniston might have a new boyfriend. He’s long and pink and vibrates really fast.

ICYDK: Sienna Miller wants you to know she’s not a slut.
Egotastic: Mariah Carey brings her cleavage

CS: Paula Abdul Considers Adoption

College Humor: Japanese Tetris is hard and unfair

Dlisted: Kelly Clarkson is photoshopped

AB: George Michael won’t be going to jail

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