Lindsay Lohan is a Tiger in the Sack

Calum Best recently praised Lindsay Lohan’s sexual prowess saying their marathon sex sessions leave the hotel room looking like a whirlwind passed through it.

“He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

“Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.”

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

Did Michael Jordan suck at basketball or Robocop suck at killing people? No. If Calum had said Lindsay was a dead fish in bed, then I would be surprised. In fact, I’d clutch my heart and keel over from the shock. It would be like if God didn’t know karate or if I couldn’t kill lions with my bare hands.