Victoria Beckham was at LAX vying for attention again. You can actually see a bra beneath the most transparent shirt ever. And that’s weird because her nipples are still visible. At this point, I’m not sure her boobs are even real. I think they might be, gasp, fake. I’m also frightened at what her nipples would do in really cold weather. Would they rip through her bra and shirt ala Bruce Banner transforming into The Incredible Hulk? Our nation’s leading booby inspector seems to think so. By the way, that’s me. So ladies, don’t freak out when I start squeezing your breasts. I’m certified. These might be NSFW.
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