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Victoria Beckham Has Very Hard Nipples

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Victoria Beckham was spotted in LAX wearing the most see-through shirt possible. She was wearing a bra underneath, but that would only matter if her breasts weren't the hardest substance on earth. I read in a science journal once that if you take her nipple and rub it against diamond, the diamond gets scratched. Although it was less of a science journal, and more of a post-it note with "Victoria Beckham's nipples > diamond" scribbled on it. By me. With crayon. So really, even more scientific than a science journal.

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