This Just in...


This Just in...
This Just in...

This consumer bulletin just in from Harley's sister Ann Kozak, warning women of a scam taking place in CostCo parking lots nationwide. It could happen to you!

I don't know how many of you shop at Sam's Club or Costco, but this may be useful to know. Two seriously good-looking 23-year-old, well-built guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They are both shirtless and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their highly-defined chest muscles and rock-hard abs exposed. It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No," and instead ask you for a ride to another Sam's Club or Costco. You agree, and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start talking dirty about what they want to do to you.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!!

While this is going on, the other guy steals your purse!!

I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday and again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

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