Ramblings from the Shack: Edition 1

Cameron Diaz is turning into Meg Ryan.

The Kentucky basketball job is not nearly the hot job it use to be. Billy Donovan will be taking a step back to take the Wildcats job over his current gig at the University of Florida.

People complain about the lack of talent around Kobe Bryant but Lamar Odom is an all-star and first round picks Kwame Brown, Andrew Bynum, Luke Walton, Bryan Cook, Aaron McKie, Chris Mihm, Lamar Odom, Vladimir Radmanovic and Sasha Vujacic. All higher picks than the supporting cast Michael Jordan played with the majority of his career.

The Florida Gators Joakim Noah will be a bust in the NBA.

Why did they ever cancel The Golden Girls?

Google’s Gmail is slowly taking over and changing the way everyone does email.

I have never seen a more pathetic group of women than those on The Bachelor.

Ohio State’s Greg Oden is someone’s grandfather.

If Britney Spears was a beer she would be an Old Milwaukee.

If Paris Hilton were a cigarette she would be a Virginia Slim.

Rosie O’Donnell is on the verge of having as many enemies as George W. Bush.

If you are dating someone with wallpaper in their house then they are too old for you.

There is not a good actor or actress in Hollywood under the age of 30.

More movies are made in Vancouver, Canada and Louisiana than in Hollywood.

Blockbuster has out netflixed Netflix.

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