† britney spears left rehab freeing up a slot for jesse 'hottie' metcalfe to go get his sobriety on!
† lindsay lohan found 'god' and had to show off her new found friend while lunching @ the ivy
† well i guess things aren't as bitter as we all thought...paul mccartney sent heather mills flowers
† sarah jessica parker lent her celebrity to unicef's new water program to help raise charity money
† if you can bear it - here's more of that dumbass dina lohan flapping her yap to harper's baazar...
† rumer willis likes to hang out w/ her friends & suck on condoms! i bet bruce & demi just love this
† this week in the national enquirer - the anna nicole smith 'killer' was caught on tape...hmmm...
† leonardo dicaprio may be getting himself hitched - he supposedly asked his gal bar refali to wed
† at least leo can rest easy that his ex-girlfriend gisele bundchen is for sure not pregnant!
† oh yes it's here and totally not safe for work...it's the kim kardashian sex tape from vivid...
† the DUI club is always accepting new members and vivica a. fox decided to go ahead and join up!
† sorry guys - you can forget all your carmen electra lesbian fantasies - she isn't doing joan jett
† winona ryder is back and so is her cleavage...i still say beetlejuice is my favorite winona flick!
† it's another fight on myspace - this time pornstar jenna jameson has it out with her soon to be ex
† janice dickinson is always on the verge of heading the mental institution - you gotta just love her
† congrats to amy winehouse - her album 'back to black' nabbed #7 on the charts & made history!
weird al trapped @ the drive-thru**what the buck?** (he's so funny!)