Phoebe Cates (the hot chick who takes off her bikini top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High) showed up to the King Lear premiere looking like this. I didn't know it was possible to switch races midway through your life. Or, uh, genders. What the hell happened here? It's like visiting your high school girlfriend after twenty years and seeing that they've turned into a 40-year-old bald man with a mustache.
A bunch more of Phoebe Cates looking absolutely terrible after the jump.
EDIT: Turns out Phoebe Cates is half Filipino and 43-years-old, which makes me an ass. It's not often you see a 43-year-old with two kids who could pass for a teen. I'd say burn her at the stake but I'm sure her magic is too powerful.
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