I think we focus much too much on the women getting all dolled up in these award shows and don’t give enough attention to the walking eye candy that is BEGGING to be noticed by all and sundry. Plus, did you notice that I just used the expression "all and sundry"? How many gossip blogs can you honestly say give you that kind of wordplay, I ask?
Okay, so here we go:
Would it have killed Christian Slater to put on a tux? He looks like he’s going to a stockbroker’s meeting or something.
While Eddie does look good here, I can’t get over how uncomfortable those shoes look. I foresee many visits to the podiatrist in Eddie’s future.
I’m a big fan of the black on black tuxedo, and Forrest does a good job here of wearing the hell out of it.
James Gandolfini, what can I say…you’re not that attractive, you like to whack people, you scare the #$%$ out of me…maybe that’s why I like you so much.
What? What’s that you just said, Leo? You want to whisk me away from my ordinary life and take me with you to the casbah? Oh, I’m so overwhelmed…I just don’t know what to say…hmmm….OKAY.
There’s something about Will Smith that just makes me want to pinch his cheeks. And then other things. But this is a PG-rated blog, so we’re going to stop there.
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