Here are some recent quotes from everyoneās favorite White Oprah:
ā¢ "Iām living the American dream, and you can go . . ." she exclaimed after Harperās asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques.
ā¢ "If you can button it and clip it when youāre in your 40s, youāre going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harperās reporter.
ā¢ "I donāt want them to know Iām her mom," she said. "Itās a whole ānother demographic. People just go dark."
ā¢ "Paris is a really smart girl, and sheās come really far," she told Harperās. "Parisā mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you canāt blame parents for kids."
ā¢ "Weāre just so misunderstood," she said, adding that her cocktail-tippling daughter is not an alcoholic. "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in," she said, apparently forgetting that the legal drinking age is 21. "And sheās from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? āLetās give her something.ā "
ā¢ "Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan, 44, says in the April issue of Harperās Bazaar. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, Iām not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pastaās going to stick, okay?"
ā¢ "We are not a bunch of screwups," she says.
Via nypost.com and WAYYYY more Lindsay Lohan news over at LohanGroupie.com.
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