Here are some recent quotes from everyone’s favorite White Oprah:

• "I’m living the American dream, and you can go . . ." she exclaimed after Harper’s asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques.
• "If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper’s reporter.

• "I don’t want them to know I’m her mom," she said. "It’s a whole ‘nother demographic. People just go dark."

• "Paris is a really smart girl, and she’s come really far," she told Harper’s. "Paris’ mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can’t blame parents for kids."

• "We’re just so misunderstood," she said, adding that her cocktail-tippling daughter is not an alcoholic. "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in," she said, apparently forgetting that the legal drinking age is 21. "And she’s from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? ‘Let’s give her something.’ "

• "Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan, 44, says in the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I’m not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta’s going to stick, okay?"

• "We are not a bunch of screwups," she says.

Via nypost.com and WAYYYY more Lindsay Lohan news over at LohanGroupie.com.

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