Ignorant Slut of the Day Dina Lohan

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Ignorant Slut of the Day Dina Lohan
Ignorant Slut of the Day Dina Lohan

Here are some recent quotes from everyoneā€™s favorite White Oprah:

ā€¢ "Iā€™m living the American dream, and you can go . . ." she exclaimed after Harperā€™s asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques.
ā€¢ "If you can button it and clip it when youā€™re in your 40s, youā€™re going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harperā€™s reporter.

ā€¢ "I donā€™t want them to know Iā€™m her mom," she said. "Itā€™s a whole ā€˜nother demographic. People just go dark."

ā€¢ "Paris is a really smart girl, and sheā€™s come really far," she told Harperā€™s. "Parisā€™ mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you canā€™t blame parents for kids."

ā€¢ "Weā€™re just so misunderstood," she said, adding that her cocktail-tippling daughter is not an alcoholic. "Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in," she said, apparently forgetting that the legal drinking age is 21. "And sheā€™s from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? ā€˜Letā€™s give her something.ā€™ "

ā€¢ "Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan, 44, says in the April issue of Harperā€™s Bazaar. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, Iā€™m not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pastaā€™s going to stick, okay?"

ā€¢ "We are not a bunch of screwups," she says.

Via nypost.com and WAYYYY more Lindsay Lohan news over at LohanGroupie.com.

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