Britney Spears had a "wardrobe malfunction" in Beverly Hills last Friday. And I use the quotes because she's basically just taking her top off, which I'm pretty sure is just considered stripping at this point. She could've avoided the whole thing completely by just not taking her clothes off. And what the hell is this? She's just driving around in her bra now? She's reaching whole new levels of stupidity. Lindsay Lohan could spend the next eight years of her life drinking paint and I'm not sure she'd be able to catch up.
EDIT: To make this slightly newsworthy, Britney Spears is threatening legal action against a Florida radio station for using her bald head in a billboard advertisement with headlines like "Total Nut Jobs," "Shock Therapy," and "Certifiable."