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‘Mummy! You’re going to burst!’ Said by my nephew aged 3, to my heavily pregnant sister.
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Every parent could write a book about the funny things their kids say. They really do come out with some crackers, don’t they? Here are some I’ve collected from friends and family.
‘Mummy! You’re going to burst!’ Said by my nephew aged 3, to my heavily pregnant sister.
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‘I took flowers to my nanny’.
‘Ah, that’s nice’.
‘Yes, nanny was in a box, and we put them on the box’. Okaaaaaay ……
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Child 1: ‘I’m going camping in the holidays’.
Child 2 (sad face): ‘I’m not going camping’.
Teacher: ‘Maybe you can go camping another time’.
Child 2 (shakes head): ‘No, I’m only going to Mauritius …’
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Picture the scene. Children staying with grandparents. Bedtime comes. ‘Goodnight A … goodnight B … goodnight C …’
‘Grandma, you are not my friend!!’
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Fish tank leaks over the floor, child treads in it and says ‘Mummy, the floors all wet, Daddy wee'd on it didn't he, naughty Daddy!’
Photo Credit: Saint Seminole
Mum and child go to the bank, lady behind the screen blows her nose, child says ‘you've got boogers haven't you, look (sticks finger up her nose) I've got boogers too see!’
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Child to upset mother: ‘Just be happy Mum, and party on!’
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4 year old girl: ‘Here are my boobs, ta da (flash), here is my bum, ta da (flash)’. Fortunately this incident did not occur in public.
Photo Credit: Opus104
Two year old niece hurts herself and runs in crying. Her mother asks where she hurt herself (meaning on the body). Niece points at next room. ‘There!’
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So what little gems have your kids come up with? Have your parents ever embarrassed you by repeating funny things you said as a child? Do tell ...
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On getting pins and needles – ‘My hand is all fizzy …’