Who likes cleaning? I’m told that there are some very strange people who do actually enjoy this most boring of chores, but I’m sure I’m not the only one who is occasionally guilty of letting things get a little bit out of hand. So here is my tongue in cheek guide to help you realise when you really do need to have the mother of all spring cleans …
1. Kids? What Kids?
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You have three, but haven’t seen one of them in days. It did seem strange that he was so abnormally quiet. Could he be buried under the Laundry Mountain? Time to organise a search party …
2. House From Hell
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Your house looks fit for demolition – and that’s just the outside. If the local health department could see through the mucky windows they would condemn the entire neighbourhood as contaminated. Conditions are so bad that even the cockroaches have packed their bags and moved out.
3. TV Star
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You’ve been nominated by your friends and family to appear on a TV show like ‘How Clean Is Your House?’ or ‘Hoarders’. What’s worse, the production company say that yours is the worst case they’ve ever seen. Time to get cleaning or face national humiliation.