44 Believable Excuses to Get out of Work Today 😷 🤒 💁 ...

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With the weather getting better and better, all I can think these days is how great it could be to get out of work early ... 🙏

And since I've been fantasizing about it quite a bit lately, I made a whole list of 44 of the most believable and heart-breaking reasons that will allow you (and your humble author) to cut the working hours 🙌 without getting the paycheck cut.

Even if you have the strictest boss on Earth. 🌎2

Now all you need to do is choose the reason that sounds just right in your working place.

And you'll be free to go in under 10 minutes! 🙆

1. Pipes Broke

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Your neighbor called - the water pipes "broke" and your basement is flooding.

Got to get home ASAP!

2. Pet Emergency

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If your boss is a pet lover, go with a pet emergency.2

Animal lovers will let you out of work every time!

3. Food Poisoning

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You've got a fake food poisoning...

works without fail!

Just be sure not to blame it on your boss's favorite restaurant.

4. Tummy Troubles

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You have diarrhea - everybody will be so embarrassed to question you about it that you'll be out of the office in 5 minutes!

5. Broke down

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Your car broke down on the side of the road, and the tow truck's taking forever.

6. Labor Ready

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Your cousin went into labor, and you're the only person who lives close enough to get her to the hospital in time!

7. Pulling Teeth

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You chipped a tooth – what a klutz!

– and you now have to make an emergency dentist visit.

8. Woman Issues

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If your boss is a guy, just say you're having "womanly issues" … no guy has the guts to question it!

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