Oy! What were these people thinking!
Here we have Ellen Pompeo of Greyâs Anatomy. What a proud mother to be! Sheâs about, oh, 7 months along here. WaitâŚ.whatâs that you say? Sheâs not pregnant? She actually looks like the love child of Skeletor and Nicole Ritchie? Oh.
Remember when everyone was talking about Heather Graham? And she was like the Hollywood It Girl? And she couldnât turn down pretty much any role? AndâŚyou donât remember that? It was like ten minutes back in 1999. Surely you remember that.
Hello! I am Jeremy Irons! You might remember me from such films asâŚ..uhâŚ.Look at my scarf! It is the mighty Pink Frizzy Scarf of Power! This scarf will vanquish you puny humans into space dust!
Plus, Iâm wearing a bow tie.
SOMEbody was having too much fun playing with the tablecloth again!
While the dress, and the hair, and the smile are all pretty much the stuff of B-list horror movies, youâve gotta pay your respects to the Girls. They are behaving very nicelyâŚall lined up here..very perky girls. However, after the SAG awards, Kiersten Warrenâs girls decided to make a break for it, resulting in tragedy all around.
Ow! Why would you harness yourself up in this contraption, Kim Dickens? Why? It looks painful and the mustard color is making me crave a ham sandwich. MmmmmâŚ.hamâŚ..
At first glance I thought this was Anne Hathaway. But no, itâs Mary Louise Parker. The top of her dress is all like "okay FINE. We give up. Just let those boobages crawl right on up out of there. Weâre not even going to try anymore. You feel like a burger? Yeah? Okay, weâre outta here."
Sara Ramirez lost a ton of weight, and she decided to celebrate by going down to the Dress Barn and picking up this AWESOME little number. You canât see it, but Jimmyâs corsage is somewhere in there. Plus, she is SO going to Dennyâs after the dance, everyone else is going, ya know! And like, yeah.
Via tmz.com
Tags: sag awards, worst fashion
