Tyra, Can We Talk?

Words can't even describe how disgusted I am with Tyra Banks...But I will try.Don't get me wrong she totally makes me laugh (totally in the I am laughing at you type of way). She is a wanna be Oprah, a has been model, and and overly expressive freak.

Here is what pisses me off though (and I resisted touching on it before)- this fat wars! I think its fine that Tyra is plumping up. I mean she isn't a model anymore, her career is fine- so who does she have to impress? She can have her money and eat and drink all day. I would if I could but I like having a hot body.

So anyway... If Tyra is so proud of being big why is wearing 18 pairs of Spanx, why is she always concealing her mid section with a belt all the time or a damn corset. You know that trash isn't comfortable! Why when she walks out in the audience in her swimsuit is she wearing heels? And posing like a damn fool! WHY WHY WHY is that Sports Illustrated cover so airbrushed that it looks like a cartoon??? Dammit Tyra! If you are going to be "fat" then be "fat" and stop pretending to be skinny. Clearly you are longing for the day that you were skinny so DIET. Diet and exercise like we all have to.

But you know what Tyra... You can't Spanx your arms!!!!!! We saw those fat flotation devices on America's Next Top Model last night, we saw them. We may not have seen your stomach past your empire waist and stack of photos in front of your belly- but we sure did see those arms.

Tyra, if you want to make a stand. Show a damn roll, look like a "real"woman.

Dammit Tyra!!!!

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