Some Crazy Broad Wants Michael Jackson's Kids

Two things: First, she’s a herbalist. What kind of herbs? Methinks perhaps she’s been smoking too much of her stash, if you know what I mean. Second, do they really call the poor kid "Blanket"? What, are the other kids called "Pillow" and "Towel"? Shoot, why not.

An Englishwoman claiming to be the mother of MICHAEL JACKSON’s three children has filed court papers in Los Angeles, seeking to share custody of the youngsters with the superstar.

London-based NONA PARIS LOLA JACKSON alleges she is the biological mother of the THRILLER star’s kids, PRINCE MICHAEL I, 10; PARIS MICHAEL, nine; and PRINCE MICHAEL II (aka BLANKET), five.

Jackson’s ex-wife DEBORAH ROWE is generally acknowledged to be the mother of Jackson’s two older children, but it is unknown who gave birth to Blanket.

Nona filed papers last October (06) demanding a say in the custody arrangement between Jackson and Rowe, but her request was rejected last month (FEB07) after a judge ruled she had no "credible evidence" to support her allegations and had failed to notify Jackson and his ex-wife of her claim.

In a motion filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday (27MAR07), Nona is requesting Jackson hand over his Neverland Ranch and another Encino, California home to her.

Nona writes in court documents, "Debbie’s hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA. "I gave birth through the means of water birth because I am technically a (sic) herbalist."

So being a herbalist means you give birth in water, huh? I thought that made you a dolphin or some other water creature. Go Flipper Go! Get those kids from that crazy mofo.

Via contactmusic.com

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