Cher thanks you for visiting Snarky today. Because Cher is a HUGE fan. Cher also like to wear her grandmother’s table runner as a wickedly sexy covering for her mysterious lady parts. Just so you know.
• Michael Jackson might convert to Islam. Do they have a special sect just for moonwalking pedophiles?
• Britney Spears did NOT try to commit suicide. She also did not shave her head, bash in a car with an umbrella, or flash her hoo-hah.
• Liam Gallagher is up for the Father of the Year award.
• Did Christina Aguileraaccidentally get on the short bus?
• Jennifer Hudson goes to church. Hundreds of her fellow church-goers must say penance for being SO DAMM JEALOUS.
• Mama Lynne Spearsvisits Kevin Federline and the kids. They all take turns throwing darts at an effigy of BritBrit, cry a little, then throw darts again. Good times.