Janice Dickinson Flashes Her Pantyhose

Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It's just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity. She should travel around the nation and give speeches at schools about how to stay classy. And at the end of her speech she'll get all serious and point at the crowd and say, "Just remember, you can never be too classy." Then she'll pull a midget out of her vagina and start doing the Macarena.