Have you ever seen one of those headlines that made you think "they should have read that before going to press?" There are some wonderful errors and double entendres that could have been avoided with a little rewording …
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This was a headline seen by myself some years ago in a London paper. I have been laughing about it ever since. Imagine this. The killer picks his victims at random. Let’s say, he flicks through the phone book and stabs a name with a pencil. Oops. That name looks familiar. But he has to stick to his modus operandi … so goodbye to the Random Killer …
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Yup. That happened to me. I was friends with my ex for years before we got married. I don’t think we made the papers though. Clearly you should only marry someone you already dislike, then no friendships can be ruined.
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Quite right. I mean, zombie boxers? Vampire boxers? There are rules, you know …
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Oh my God! The attack of the 7 Foot Doctors! Here they come, whirling stethoscopes and brandishing clipboards. The terror, the terror …
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They must have been waiting behind that annoying person who fumbles with their wallet, has several credit cards declined, takes forever to pack their groceries, decides they don’t want something after all … Was one sister waiting for the other? Why didn’t she come and check why her sibling was taking so long? Did they ever eat the food they bought (which would have been somewhat out of date by the time they got it home)?
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I agree wholeheartedly. It’s time for a change. Let’s give people with March birthdays a chance to celebrate in summer and enjoy a birthday barbecue, instead of rain and cold weather.
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Wouldn’t it make the headlines if a politician actually told the truth?
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I suppose that might just work as a way of preventing crime. There’s one young person who’ll never reoffend …
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How many lives has he got?
Attack of the 7 Foot Doctors – the Sequel.
These are the funny headlines that caught my attention. What headlines have made you giggle?
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