10 Favorite Quotes ...

Alison

10 Favorite Quotes ...
10 Favorite Quotes ...

I love a good quote. Not the inspirational kind, which invariably fail to inspire me, but the funny, witty, clever kind. Here are some of my favorites.
1
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill: "Madam, you’re ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
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2
Lady Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

3
Said to Oscar Wilde at a party: "Are you enjoying yourself, Mr. Wilde?"
Wilde: "I see nobody else worth enjoying …"
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4
"It’s never too late to have a Brazilian. That means wax, not a lover. Although … why not?"

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5
Chuck Palahniuk: "Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."
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6
Ambrose Bierce: "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
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7
Calvin and Hobbes: "Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words."
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8
"Never steal. The government hates competition."

9
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and kill them."

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10
"Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult."

What are your favorite quotes?

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Ha ha ha! You gotta love Calvin! :D

If u hate some rule , just follow the rules. Reach the top and change the rule.

love the american geography quote! i have TONS of favourites, one of them: don't be so modest, you're not that great < lol

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All time favorite is "Don't take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive"

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