Dina Lohan = Child Exploiter and Other Stuff

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In news not related to Paris Hilton, Dina Lohan has secured a reality show on E!2

called Mom-ager where she will pimp out her other two children, Aliana and Cody.

That way, we can watch in real-time as two kids lives’

are destroyed.

There’s also a 1 in 3 chance Dina will give Aliana coke to “loosen up and shake that cooch.”2

Here’s some other news which may or may not be related to Paris Hilton.

β€’ Bastardly: Petra Nemcova frolics in the water.

β€’ CityRag: Kate Moss Can Mess With You

β€’ Drunken Stepfather: Danielle Lloyd in an expensive bikini.

β€’ DH: Avril Lavigne in Seventeen fully clothed

β€’ SOW: Law &

Order: Criminal Intent actors unhappy with no raise

β€’ HB: Naomi Watts baby is an ogre

β€’ EB: Ann Coulter defends Paris.

β€’ Celebitchy: Angelina Jolie joins Council on Foreign Relations

β€’ Grumpiest: Katharine McPhee in Vegas magazine

β€’ Celeb Worm: Michelle Marsh &

Lindsay Ann Strutt topless in Loaded Magazine (NSFW)

β€’ About: Jennifer Aniston might have a new boyfriend.

He’s long and pink and vibrates really fast.

β€’ ICYDK: Sienna Miller wants you to know she’s not a slut.

β€’ Egotastic: Mariah Carey brings her cleavage

β€’ CS: Paula Abdul Considers Adoption

β€’ College Humor: Japanese Tetris is hard and unfair2

β€’ Dlisted: Kelly Clarkson is photoshopped

β€’ AB: George Michael won’t be going to jail

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