β’ Hairspray: Someone sent me a Hairspray autograph game. Well, itβs not really a game per se, itβs more of a thing I used to force Elijah Kelley to show support for Isaiah Washington so I can sell it on eBay. Iβm gonna be rich.
β’ Bastardly: I have no idea who Hofit Golan is, but damn if that isnβt an ill-fitting dress.
β’ CityRag: Arranged Celebrity Baby Marriages
β’ Drunken Stepfather: Rosie Perez seems pretty proud of those stretch marks on her boobs. *shudder*
β’ UseMyComputer: Hayden Panettiere looking sultry or like a vampire.
β’ Bossip: Someone is angry TMZ called Beyonce a βrobohoβ
β’ Celebitchy: Hugh Grant might marry.
β’ College Humor: An Apple iPhone spoof. Someone buy me one.
β’ SOW: Daniel Craig to do one more Bond film.
β’ HB: Britney Spears Did Not Serve Mother With Legal Papers
β’ DH: Nicole Richie might also be getting married.
β’ College Humor: Zombie boy gets interviewed. He gets straight to the point.
β’ CS: Lily Allen arrested for punching someone.
β’ AB: Fox Mulder Trades In The Phone Sex For Nuns and Mums
β’ Egotastic: Hilary Duff Pops a Squat on National TV
β’ Grumpiest: Jennifer Lopez Plays Ball
β’ Chris Farley was reincarnated as a girl.
β’ They started selling string bikinis for toddlers now. Jesus.