Afternoon Time Wasters

Drunken Stepfather: Jessica Biel in a bikini for GQ and with a really tight body.
Bastardly: People keep inviting Tara Reid to events like the MuchMusic Video Awards

CityRag: Steven Tyler is mad about man-boobs

Bossip: Nas hooks up with Victoria Beckham for a new track. Gah.

Celebitchy: If you missed the OJ If I Did It manuscript the first time around, here it is in its entirety.

Grumpiest: Sarita Stella in RALPH Magazine
Hollywood Rag: Playboy wants Paris Hilton, but her mother won’t let her because she has morals.

NinjaDude: Mandy Moore needs a stylist.

Pajiba: Veronica Mars might be resurrected into a comic book

ICYDK: Angelina Jolie really needs to eat something

Glitterati: NBC might get Jon Stewart to replace Conan O’Brien.
CS: Condom Man Sends 1,000 Condoms to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Too late.

JIYHB: Maria Menounos shows her cleavage

College Humor: Pam Anderson and Lindsay Lohan almost kissed one time. True story.

IDLYITW: Demi Moore might be pregnant.

Bonus: The best 5 seconds you’ll spend today will be watching the dramatic chipmunk.

After the jump, Hilary Clinton spoofs The Sopranos and the I Got A Crush on Obama song if you haven’t already heard it all over the news.

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