Ricky Martin Shows Nude Footage of Himself

At a Saturday night concert at Connecticut casino, Ricky Martin stunned fans by showing nude footage of himself and inserting f-bombs into the lyrics of his songs.

“The singer shocked the crowd at his concert on Saturday night with sexy video clips showing him in the buff, his private parts barely concealed.”

Ricky’s attempt to become edgier by using “fuck” in his performance backfired when he combined it with nude footage of himself. Is it any surprise that I’m not the least bit turned on by this? In fact, I am so turned off right now my penis retreated into my colon and won’t come out. I called the doctor and told him to send his hottest nurse down here to check it out, STAT. That jerk hung up on me. I thought vets were not only cheaper, but friendlier.

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